what's religion

There's this little personal info thingy (yes, I think that is the technical name for it) on Facebook where you're supposed to enter what religion you associate yourself with . . . Or something like that. Mine? Next to "Religion" I typed "Christian." Not (finger quotes) Christian (finger quotes), but the "I believe Jesus is the Son of God, died for the price of my sins, was raised from the dead by the Holy Spirit, and now sits next to God in heaven and asks God to look after me 'cause I'm such a mess" kind of Christan. But I gotta tell ya, there are some really creative ways my friends have to describe Religion. Here are some of my favorites:

Amazing Grace

Post-Evangelical Catholic Christian

Reconciliation

They all look alike.

Episco-Buddhi-Palian

I believe in love.

Mere Christianity

What?

Jesus knows me, this I love.

Hay+Zeus (Spanish to English)

What's your "Religion?"