Miss Conduct -- The other day I saw a young woman (late teens, early 20's) approach the entrance of a store at the same time as an older woman (late 60's). Maybe it's just me, but I was shocked the young woman opened the door and walked in ahead of the older woman. She didn't even hold the door open long enough for the older woman to walk in.
Miss Fortune -- A woman in Kansas decided to learn how to build a web page. For practice, she designed a mock website that sold tumbleweeds. That was a few years ago. Today, she earns around $40,000 a year. Not designing web pages, but selling tumbleweeds.
Miss Application -- My daughter is looking for a job. Ok, at least that's what she says. I mean, I know that she has put in some applications at a few places, but she's only been to maybe a handful of places in the past three weeks. It shouldn't take that long to get a job, especially this time of year.