Thursday, April 09, 2009

conversations

Here is a sample of the silliness that transpires while I'm at work:

Curtis: "Ron, we can adopt this road."

Me: "I don't think they'll let two men adopt a road."

Ron: "Two men can get married in four states, why wouldn't they let us adopt a road?!"

And that's just what I need after studying. Silliness. Lots of silliness.

5 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

All a child, or a road, needs is loving parents, regardless of gender!

:)

The Silent Male said...

I have heard there is a study which indicates roads raised by same sex parents are not more or less likely to assume the same lifestyle.

Just saying.... :)

Sailor said...

does that mean a straight road? and really, does that matter?

Jeff said...

Okay. Let's combine your last entry with your latest.

Two "Retrosexual males" who adopt a road would not wait for the litter to accumulate before they cleaned it up. In fact, one would wait in a deer stand the other in a duck blind with telescopic rifles aimed at any motorist who dared to toss so much as a cigarette butt out the window.

"Boom! That guy won't ever litter on our road again!"

Phyllis Renée said...

Jeff, you crack me up!! This coming from a guy who carries a man-purse ......... I love you, man.