10. It's obvious you just want someone to visit your blog.
9. You're such a potty mouth.
8. Your profile image is dumb.
7. Your comment was completely irrelevant to the discussion.
6. Nice try, but I can still tell it's spam.
5. Your same comment appeared more than once (ya big dummy!)
4. Your comment had so many typos it appeared to be a foreign language.
3. Your comment was too long. Get your own blog.
2. Your comment was sexual in content, but you didn't include any contact information.
1. You're an idiot and no one wants to hear what you have to say anyway.