Friday, April 04, 2008

houston: we have the answers

My space crew, Big Daddy, Girl, Silent Male, Recovering Soul and, the infamous, Desmond Jones, are lost on the moon. And in charge of Search and Rescue is . . . Recovering Soul. Or maybe that should be Recovering Souls.

Here are NASA's answers , in order of importance, and why:

1. Two 100 lb. tanks of oxygen - No air on the moon. Most pressing survival need.

2. Five gallons of water - You can't live long without this, especially on the lighted side.

3. Stellar map (of the moon's constellations) - Primary means of navigation.

4. Food concentrate - Efficient means of supplying energy requirements.

5. Solar-powered FM receiver/transmitter - Communicating with the mother ship when close enough for line of sight.

6. Fifty feet of nylon rope - Useful for scaling cliffs and tying injured together.

7. First-aid kit containing injection needles - Needles for vitamins, medicines, fit special aperture in suits.

8. Parachute silk - Protection from the sun's rays; carrying (I'm guessing that means carrying things in)

9. Self-inflating life raft - For carrying and shelter; CO2 bottle for self-propulsion.

10. Signal flares - Distress signal when mother ship is sighted. Oxygen built in.

11. Two .45 caliber pistols - Possible means of self-propulsion.

And the things that might as well be left with the wreckage:

12. One case of dehydrated milk - Bulkier than food concentrate. Needs water.

13. Solar-powered heating unit - Light side of the moon is hot. Not needed.

14. Magnetic compass - Magnetic field on the moon is not polarized; worthless for navigation.

15. Box of matches - No oxygen to sustain flame.

Thanks for playing!!