Monday, January 28, 2008

smut meme

**************T.M.I. WARNING IN EFFECT***************


Therese tagged me to do this. For those of you who know me personally, this may be more than you ever really wanted to know about me. But then, to some it will be no surprise. And for the anonymous bloggers out there, I just want to tell you what a courageous (or stupid) thing this is I'm doing here -- even my pastor reads this blog!

The Rules (You know I'm all about that!): Title your post the "Smut Meme," include the rules, and then select one choice from each of the following questions. When finished, tag two people. Tagged or not, feel free to share in the comments, or post it on your blog.

1) Chocolate or Whipped Cream - Whipped cream is okay. It's fun using the Reddi Whip and squirting it where you want, and I like the taste. But it doesn't last long; it tends to melt and turn into milk which isn't all that sexy. So I choose chocolate.

2) Leather or PVC - Definitely leather. Leather gloves drive me crazy!

3) Out door sex or indoor sex - Outdoor sex is awesome. There's the whole "what if someone sees us" excitement. But having to choose one or the other, I would say indoor sex.

4) Jacuzzi or bed - Definitely the bed. We've done lots of water sports (shower, tub, hot tub, lake), but I prefer the bed.

5) Bad sex or no sex - Someone told me once that any sex is good sex. They were wrong. Bad sex just makes me mad and frustrated. I'd rather have no sex.

6) Dominate or be dominated - I've been told I'm demanding, but I just know what I like. The truth, though, is I like it when my man takes control.

7) Thigh highs or bodystocking - I don't understand why no one likes the bodystocking. Really, I'm serious, I love mine. It's the best thing for those cold nights when coming home from picking up hubby from the airport.

8) Fast or slow - Ok, I'm guessing fast is like a quickie, which is necessary at times. But, again, since I get to choose here I'll go with slow. Taking your time is always best.

9) Rough or gentle - Gentle is good for starters, but if it doesn't get a little rough evenutally I tend to get a little bored.

10) Bite or suck - No biting!

11) Role play or reality - We've only experimented with the role play once, and it was so much fun. But at the end of the day I want the real thing, baby!

12) Dirty talking or dirty talking to - Absolutely dirty talking to.

13) Edible panties or no panties - No panties

14) Spanking paddle or bare hand - Bare hand . . . please

15) Landing strip or Kojak - I prefer to call it the bald eagle. Liberty, pursuit of happiness and all that.

16) Multiple sessions or one good fuck - That is a really difficult choice. So, in a perfect world, I would choose multiple sessions.

17) Moaning or screaming - Always moaning, but an empty nest lends to screaming.

18) Older men or younger men - Older men

19) Three way or no way - No way

20) Swinging or no swinging - No swinging

*************This ends the T.M.I. Warning***************

Unless you continue on to the comments, then you're at your own risk.

And now for the tag: 1blueshi1 and Silent Male

13 comments:

Sailor said...

Love the re-name to Bald Eagle, lol. Great answers!

for a different kind of girl said...

Number 9? Amen. Seriously. I want to be all in, not making up my grocery list and planning the most effective route for running my errands!

Desmond Jones said...

*snicker*

"The Bald Eagle"

*snicker*


So, does that mean I should call Molly 'The Woolly She-Bear', or somesuch?

Oh, and say 'hello' to your pastor for me, 'K?

;)

Therese in Heaven said...

How did I miss number 8 on mine?

You're a brave woman, Phyllis, doing this on a public blog!

FTN said...

[snicker]

I hate to disclose to you (and your pastor) that I know this, but in #4? Um, "water sports" has an entirely different meaning that what you think it does in a sexual context...

Phyllis Renée said...

Sailor - I can't really take credit for the name. My friend referred to it that way and I just thought it sounded a lot better than Kojak.

Girl - That reminds me of a joke . . . what's the difference between a whore and a wife? The wife say, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

Desmond - I was thinking about you today at work. We were surveying a lot where the house is going to be torn down and we had to cut through all the overgrown shrubbery.

Therese - Like I said, I don't know how brave it is. I'm just that crazy.

FTN - Ok, I didn't even think of that when I was writing it. That is just too gross!! Something I will never understand.

Desmond Jones said...

Actually, I heard that joke in three parts, and it would relate to #8 -

What's the difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife? . . . The prostitute says, "Faster, faster"; the mistress says, "Slower, slower"; and the wife says, "Beige, etc." And I don't know that I particularly added anything to the conversation with that. . .

So, now I'm like Mr. Shrubbery, huh?

The Silent Male said...

Ok, we are officially different. I changed Question 15 to say bald eagle instead of Kojak. The Telly Savales thing creeped me out.

XI Summit said...

Hey, now that was a smooth side-step on #15. The rename was enough keep folks from noticing you never quite answered it! Time to fess up ....

XI Summit said...

... oh, and the name is a vast improvement over the 'original'.

Phyllis Renée said...

XI - Side-stepping? Did it seem I was side-stepping? I didn't think I was . . . well now, I guess it could be taken that way, so now I'll just let you keep guessing.

Phyllis Renée said...

Oh, and just so everyone knows . . . Pastor says "hello!"

O.M.G.

XI Summit said...

Cool, Hi Pastor!

Hey, does Pastor have a blog where I can can tag him?

Yeah, I know, I'm gonna pay for that one ......