Therese tagged me to do this. For those of you who know me personally, this may be more than you ever really wanted to know about me. But then, to some it will be no surprise. And for the anonymous bloggers out there, I just want to tell you what a courageous (or stupid) thing this is I'm doing here -- even my pastor reads this blog!
The Rules (You know I'm all about that!): Title your post the "Smut Meme," include the rules, and then select one choice from each of the following questions. When finished, tag two people. Tagged or not, feel free to share in the comments, or post it on your blog.
1) Chocolate or Whipped Cream - Whipped cream is okay. It's fun using the Reddi Whip and squirting it where you want, and I like the taste. But it doesn't last long; it tends to melt and turn into milk which isn't all that sexy. So I choose chocolate.
2) Leather or PVC - Definitely leather. Leather gloves drive me crazy!
3) Out door sex or indoor sex - Outdoor sex is awesome. There's the whole "what if someone sees us" excitement. But having to choose one or the other, I would say indoor sex.
4) Jacuzzi or bed - Definitely the bed. We've done lots of water sports (shower, tub, hot tub, lake), but I prefer the bed.
5) Bad sex or no sex - Someone told me once that any sex is good sex. They were wrong. Bad sex just makes me mad and frustrated. I'd rather have no sex.
6) Dominate or be dominated - I've been told I'm demanding, but I just know what I like. The truth, though, is I like it when my man takes control.
7) Thigh highs or bodystocking - I don't understand why no one likes the bodystocking. Really, I'm serious, I love mine. It's the best thing for those cold nights when coming home from picking up hubby from the airport.
8) Fast or slow - Ok, I'm guessing fast is like a quickie, which is necessary at times. But, again, since I get to choose here I'll go with slow. Taking your time is always best.
9) Rough or gentle - Gentle is good for starters, but if it doesn't get a little rough evenutally I tend to get a little bored.
10) Bite or suck - No biting!
11) Role play or reality - We've only experimented with the role play once, and it was so much fun. But at the end of the day I want the real thing, baby!
12) Dirty talking or dirty talking to - Absolutely dirty talking to.
13) Edible panties or no panties - No panties
14) Spanking paddle or bare hand - Bare hand . . . please
15) Landing strip or Kojak - I prefer to call it the bald eagle. Liberty, pursuit of happiness and all that.
16) Multiple sessions or one good fuck - That is a really difficult choice. So, in a perfect world, I would choose multiple sessions.
17) Moaning or screaming - Always moaning, but an empty nest lends to screaming.
18) Older men or younger men - Older men
19) Three way or no way - No way
20) Swinging or no swinging - No swinging
*************This ends the T.M.I. Warning***************
Unless you continue on to the comments, then you're at your own risk.
And now for the tag: 1blueshi1 and Silent Male
