fashion police -- cologne

Ok, this is completely different for the fasion police, but I had to bring it up. When you wear cologne, especially if it's the nice expensive kind, always remember a little goes a long way. That's why it's so expensive, because they make it so it lasts a long time. So if you want to dress to impress, remember that if they smell ya before they see ya they probably won't be too impressed. I'm just saying . . .