Monday, June 26, 2006
show and tell
The other day I was out shopping with my daughter. Standing in line to make our purchase, a young man and his girlfriend stepped up beside us. The cashier looked up and said to the young man, "Are those real diamonds?" With a huge smile on his face the young man exclaimed that, "Yes, they're real." I turned around and realized he was talking about the diamonds in his mouth! I asked him, "Aren't you afraid someone's going to cut your head off?" He just laughed and proceeded to (sucking the saliva from the removable caps) take out his "teeth" and show them off. I almost threw up! Really. It was all I could do to keep my lunch. I couldn't even look at him again for fear of losing it.