Maybe you all have visited Scarlett and heard her confession about how she's taking Spanish this semester. Well, she failed to mention why. So, because of my super-sleuth detective abilities, I've discovered the truth behind Miss Scarlett's endeavor.
Yeah, I know, she's sweet and cute and all, but they (yes, she and Big Daddy) have been leading us all on. She's all Idaho this and Idaho that. A nipple here and a nipple there. And this weekend? Yeah, they're supposed to be going to some ball. Well, it was a good thing I can take pictures with my gadget phone while I drive, because I spotted them!
That's right! The two of them are really moonlighting in Oklahoma. And did you notice at the bottom of the picture? That's right, Hablamos Espanol! Now you know the real story.